Heckle the Pump Joke Submissions
Winner:
"I saved money to take my wife to an expensive island for our anniversary.
She said the self-service island wasn't what she had in mind."
- Mark Scott

Other Funny Submissions:
Q: Who holds the world's record for getting the best gas mileage?
A: Christopher Columbus, because he got over 3,000 miles per galleon!
- Jim Ertner

Gas prices are so high, the pump should start with an apology!
- Anonymous submitter

My wallet must be unleaded...it weighs less every time I pay for gas!
- Mark Scott

With the housing market slumping, why don't they put all those loan officers where
they are really needed...the gas pumps!
- Mark Scott

Do you know the best way to Heckle the Pump? Dump the Pump and ride GTA / HEAT!